The Mechanical Contrivium: Azrin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Azrin!

  1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Azrin.
  2. A lump of Azrin the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  3. Azrin will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  4. Medieval knights put the skin of Azrin on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Azrin', hated Azrin and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Azrin, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  7. The liquid inside Azrin can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Azrin!
  9. Azrin has four noses.
  10. If you drop Azrin from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.

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