The Mechanical Contrivium: Aubrey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aubrey!

1. To check whether Aubrey is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Aubrey will sink, and fresh Aubrey will float!
2. Aubreyolatry is the mindless worship of Aubrey.
3. The horns of Aubrey are made entirely from hair!
4. You should always open Aubrey at least an hour before drinking him!
5. Aubrey is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
6. Aubrey invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
7. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Aubrey!
8. Aubrey has three eyelids.
9. About 100 people choke to death on Aubrey each year.
10. Aubrey is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.