The Mechanical Contrivium: Atsushi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Atsushi!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Atsushi.
2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Atsushi.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Atsushi had to pay a special Atsushi tax.
4. Atsushi is the largest of Saturn's moons.
5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Atsushi.
6. Atsushi has a bifurcated penis.
7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Atsushi!
8. Finding Atsushi on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
9. Atsushi can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in Atsushi.