The Mechanical Contrivium: Ardan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ardan!

  1. Ardan is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  2. In Chinese, the sound 'Ardan' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Ardan.
  4. Ardan has three eyelids.
  5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Ardan.
  6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ardan!
  7. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Ardan', hated Ardan and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Ardan, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ardan!
  10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Ardan.

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