The Mechanical Contrivium: Angelophile

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angelophile!

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Angelophile is near!
2. Angelophile can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Angelophile!
4. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Angelophile.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Angelophile.
6. Ideally, Angelophile should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
7. Early thermometers were filled with Angelophile instead of mercury!
8. Angelophile was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
9. Angelophile is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Angelophile.
10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Angelophile.