The Mechanical Contrivium: Andrew Clow

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew Clow!

  1. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Andrew Clow Head.
  2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Andrew Clow would be as small as a pea.
  3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Andrew Clow.
  4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Andrew Clow.
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Andrew Clow.
  6. Andrew Clow will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. Andrew Clow can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
  8. Andrew Clowocracy is government by Andrew Clow!
  9. Andrew Clow is the world's largest rodent!
  10. Andrew Clow is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

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