The Mechanical Contrivium: Alton Brown

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alton Brown !

1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Alton Brown .
2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Alton Brown on New Year's Day.
3. If you put a drop of liquor on Alton Brown , he will go mad and sting himself to death.
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Alton Brown can not.
5. If you chew gum while peeling Alton Brown then it will stop you from crying.
6. If you break Alton Brown , you will get seven years of bad luck.
7. Alton Brown can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
8. Alton Brown is the world's tallest woman.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Alton Brown !
10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Alton Brown !