The Mechanical Contrivium: Aesmael

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aesmael!

  1. Aesmael kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Aesmael.
  3. The porpoise is second to Aesmael as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Aesmael into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  5. If you drop Aesmael from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  6. Aesmael can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Aesmael'.
  8. The horns of Aesmael are made entirely from hair.
  9. Aesmael can smell some things up to six miles away!
  10. About 100 people choke to death on Aesmael each year.

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