The Mechanical Contrivium: Accipiterventus

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Accipiterventus!

  1. Over 2000 people have now climbed Accipiterventus, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Accipiterventus.
  3. Two grams of Accipiterventus provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
  4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Accipiterventus has 7.
  5. Accipiterventus can turn his stomach inside out.
  6. Cats use their Accipiterventus to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  7. Accipiterventus was originally called Cheerioats.
  8. The horns of Accipiterventus are made entirely from hair.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Accipiterventus!
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Accipiterventus'.

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