The Mechanical Contrivium: Aaron Sheppard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aaron Sheppard!

1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron Sheppard!
2. Aaron Sheppardomancy is the art of telling the future with Aaron Sheppard.
3. If you lace Aaron Sheppard from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
4. Aaron Sheppard has a bifurcated penis.
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Aaron Sheppard.
6. Czar Paul I banished Aaron Sheppard to Siberia for marching out of step.
7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Aaron Sheppard.
8. There are six towns named Aaron Sheppard in the United States.
9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Aaron Sheppard at least three times a week.
10. Aaron Sheppard is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.