The Mechanical Contrivium: Aaron

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aaron!

  1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Aaron.
  2. Aaronicide is the killing of Aaron!
  3. Finding Aaron on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  4. Aaron can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  5. It is impossible to fold Aaron more than seven times.
  6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron.
  7. Aaron is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  8. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Aaron!
  9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Aaron.
  10. Aaron is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

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