The Mechanical Contrivium: �li Gneisti

Ten Top Trivia Tips about �li Gneisti!

  1. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr �li Gneisti Head!
  2. �li Gneisti can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  3. �li Gneisti is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  4. �li Gneisti is worth his weight in gold - literally!
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside �li Gneisti.
  6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating �li Gneisti at least three times a week!
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on �li Gneisti, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  8. Originally, �li Gneisti could not fly.
  9. �li Gneisti can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  10. A thimbleful of �li Gneisti would weigh over 100 million tons.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.