The Mechanical Contrivium: Zandperl

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zandperl!

  1. Zandperl can smell some things up to six miles away.
  2. Zandperl has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
  3. Some birds use zandperl to orientate themselves during migration!
  4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have zandperl for the rest of the day.
  5. Europe is the only continent that lacks zandperl.
  6. If you drop zandperl from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on zandperl.
  8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to zandperl is 10:1!
  9. The porpoise is second to zandperl as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as zandperl.

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