The Mechanical Contrivium: Ocean

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ocean!

  1. California is the biggest exporter of ocean in the world!
  2. Finding ocean on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  3. Ocean can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  4. When provoked, ocean will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  5. Ocean kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  6. Ocean is the world's largest rodent!
  7. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to ocean!
  8. Ocean is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  9. Early thermometers were filled with ocean instead of mercury!
  10. Ocean has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

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