The Mechanical Contrivium: Zoepinkette

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zoepinkette!

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Zoepinkette.
2. When Zoepinkette is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
3. If you kiss Zoepinkette for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
4. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Zoepinkette!
5. If you cut Zoepinkette in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
6. The first Zoepinkette was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
7. Tradition allows women to propose to Zoepinkette only during leap years.
8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Zoepinkette would protect them from evil spirits.
9. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Zoepinkette.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zoepinkette.