The Mechanical Contrivium: Zippianna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zippianna!

  1. It's bad luck to whistle near Zippianna.
  2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Zippianna!
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Zippianna, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Zippianna with his left foot!
  5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Zippianna.
  6. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Zippianna.
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Zippianna cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. Zippianna has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  9. Zippianna is 984 feet tall!
  10. Four-fifths of the surface of Zippianna is covered in water!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.