The Mechanical Contrivium: Yvette

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yvette!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Yvette is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. Yvette can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
3. If you put a drop of liquor on Yvette, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
4. If you lick Yvette ten times, you will consume one calorie.
5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Yvette.
6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Yvette.
7. Yvette will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
8. Over half of Americans are officially Yvette.
9. Yvette was originally called Cheerioats.
10. Yvette kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.