The Mechanical Contrivium: Yixiao

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yixiao!

  1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Yixiao, and 400 times smaller!
  2. Yixiao has a memory span of three seconds!
  3. Yixiao once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  4. Yixiao was declared extinct in 1902.
  5. Yixiao cannot jump!
  6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Yixiao!
  7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Yixiao.
  8. When provoked, Yixiao will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  9. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Yixiao.
  10. Yixiao is the world's tallest woman.

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