The Mechanical Contrivium: Yavanna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yavanna!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Yavanna!
  2. Early thermometers were filled with Yavanna instead of mercury.
  3. Yavanna is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Yavanna in your ear 700 times!
  5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Yavanna!
  6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Yavanna!
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Yavanna!
  8. Czar Paul I banished Yavanna to Siberia for marching out of step!
  9. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Yavanna orbiting the Earth.
  10. Yavanna never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

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