The Mechanical Contrivium: Xiang

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xiang!

1. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Xiang!
2. Xiang will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Xiang every year!
4. About 100 people choke to death on Xiang each year.
5. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Xiang!
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Xiang.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Xiang for the rest of the day.
8. Czar Paul I banished Xiang to Siberia for marching out of step!
9. Xiang has four noses.
10. You should always open Xiang at least an hour before drinking her.