The Mechanical Contrivium: Whatsitsface

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Whatsitsface!

  1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Whatsitsface', hated Whatsitsface and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Whatsitsface.
  3. Whatsitsface is the world's smallest mammal.
  4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Whatsitsface.
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Whatsitsface, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. Whatsitsface can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  7. When Whatsitsface is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Whatsitsface in a day.
  9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Whatsitsface as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  10. If you lick Whatsitsface ten times, you will consume one calorie.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.