The Mechanical Contrivium: Vonne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vonne!

  1. Vonne has three eyelids!
  2. All swans in England belong to Vonne.
  3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Vonne.
  4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Vonne!
  5. Vonne was the first Tsar of Russia.
  6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Vonne!
  7. The first Vonne was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  8. Vonne does not have toes.
  9. Red Vonne at night, shepherd's delight. Red Vonne at morning, shepherd's warning!
  10. Vonne is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

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