The Mechanical Contrivium: Vg_ford

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vg_ford!

  1. South Australia was the first place to allow Vg_ford to stand for parliament.
  2. Vg_ford has 118 ridges around the edge.
  3. Early thermometers were filled with Vg_ford instead of mercury.
  4. If the annual Australian Vg_ford crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  5. About 100 people choke to death on Vg_ford each year.
  6. Originally, Vg_ford could not fly.
  7. Vg_ford is 984 feet tall.
  8. Vg_ford is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Vg_ford.
  10. Vg_ford will always turn right when leaving a cave!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.