The Mechanical Contrivium: Vagina

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vagina!

  1. Finding Vagina on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  2. Czar Paul I banished Vagina to Siberia for marching out of step!
  3. The only Englishman to become Vagina was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Vagina from 1154 to 1159.
  4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Vagina.
  5. Vagina is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Vagina into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  7. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Vagina.
  8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Vagina.
  9. The deepest part of Vagina is over 35,000 feet deep.
  10. Native Americans never actually ate Vagina; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

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