The Mechanical Contrivium: UnfortunateRobot

Ten Top Trivia Tips about UnfortunateRobot!

  1. UnfortunateRobot can't sweat.
  2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with UnfortunateRobot and water.
  3. The most dangerous form of UnfortunateRobot is the bicycle.
  4. UnfortunateRobot can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  5. You should always store UnfortunateRobot in an airtight container in the fridge.
  6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from UnfortunateRobot.
  7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and UnfortunateRobot.
  8. If you chew gum while peeling UnfortunateRobot then it will stop you from crying.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain UnfortunateRobot!
  10. It is bad luck to walk under UnfortunateRobot.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.