The Mechanical Contrivium: Tumsiigaa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tumsiigaa!

  1. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Tumsiigaa!
  2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Tumsiigaa.
  3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Tumsiigaa.
  4. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Tumsiigaa.
  5. The colour of Tumsiigaa is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Tumsiigaaolatry is the mindless worship of Tumsiigaa.
  7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Tumsiigaa.
  8. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Tumsiigaa!
  9. The difference between Tumsiigaa and a village is that Tumsiigaa does not have a church.
  10. You can tell if Tumsiigaa has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.

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