The Mechanical Contrivium: Tintin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tintin!

1. Tintinicide is the killing of Tintin.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Tintin.
3. Tintin has a bifurcated penis!
4. Tintin is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Tintin from each salad served in first class!
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Tintin!
7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Tintin is near.
8. Tintin was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
9. The only planet that rotates on its side is Tintin.
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks Tintin.