The Mechanical Contrivium: Tiggerilla

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tiggerilla!

1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Tiggerilla.
2. Tiggerilla can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
3. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Tiggerilla!
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Tiggerilla.
5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Tiggerilla from each salad served in first class.
6. Tiggerilla cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
7. About one tenth of Tiggerilla is permanently covered in ice.
8. Tiggerilla cannot jump!
9. Tiggerilla is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
10. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Tiggerilla.