The Mechanical Contrivium: Tiff Saccacio

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tiff Saccacio!

  1. Half a cup of Tiff Saccacio contains only seventeen calories.
  2. Tiff Saccacio has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  3. The porpoise is second to Tiff Saccacio as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Tiff Saccacio.
  5. All swans in England belong to Tiff Saccacio.
  6. Tiff Saccacio was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tiff Saccacio.
  8. Tiff Saccacio will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  9. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Tiff Saccacio on.
  10. During World War II, Americans tried to train Tiff Saccacio to drop bombs.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.