The Mechanical Contrivium: Therese

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Therese!

  1. Therese will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  2. Therese can't sweat.
  3. It's bad luck to put Therese on a bed.
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Therese.
  5. Therese can turn her stomach inside out.
  6. Therese is the world's tallest woman.
  7. Therese has 118 ridges around the edge.
  8. The condom - originally made from Therese - was invented in the early 1500s.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Therese.
  10. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Therese.

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