The Mechanical Contrivium: Thejane

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thejane!

1. Thejane can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Thejane.
3. Thejane can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Thejane on New Year's Day.
5. Native Americans never actually ate Thejane; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. Contrary to popular belief, Thejane is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7. Pacman was originally called Thejaneman.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Thejane!
9. The most dangerous form of Thejane is the bicycle.
10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Thejane and compline!