The Mechanical Contrivium: Theantijoss

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theantijoss!

1. Theantijoss has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
2. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Theantijoss supply.
3. Half a cup of Theantijoss contains only seventeen calories!
4. Czar Paul I banished Theantijoss to Siberia for marching out of step.
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Theantijoss!
6. Theantijoss can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
7. Theantijoss will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
8. When Theantijoss is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
9. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Theantijoss.
10. Scientists believe that Theantijoss began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!