The Mechanical Contrivium: The swordmaiden

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The swordmaiden!

1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than The swordmaiden!
2. If you cut The swordmaiden in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
3. If you lace The swordmaiden from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on The swordmaiden.
5. The swordmaiden was the first Tsar of Russia!
6. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of The swordmaiden every year.
7. Pacman was originally called The swordmaidenman.
8. The swordmaiden will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
9. The swordmaiden, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
10. The swordmaiden can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!