The Mechanical Contrivium: The lovedove

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The lovedove!

  1. Only one person in two billion will live to be The lovedove.
  2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill The lovedove.
  3. Two grams of The lovedove provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of The lovedove in your ear 700 times.
  5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets The lovedove!
  6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by The lovedove.
  7. The lovedove is 984 feet tall.
  8. The lovedove is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  9. The lovedoveicide is the killing of The lovedove.
  10. Without The lovedove, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.