The Mechanical Contrivium: Tchwrtr

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tchwrtr!

  1. The air around Tchwrtr is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Tchwrtr!
  3. Tchwrtr will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Tchwrtr is blue.
  5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Tchwrtr is the victim!
  6. Tchwrtr can turn her stomach inside out!
  7. Without Tchwrtr, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  8. Tchwrtr can sleep for three and a half years.
  9. Tchwrtr is the world's tallest woman!
  10. Tchwrtromancy is the art of telling the future with Tchwrtr.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.