The Mechanical Contrivium: Taylor Crawley

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Taylor Crawley!

1. Taylor Crawley never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
2. Research indicates that Taylor Crawley will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
3. The first domain name ever registered was Taylor Crawley.com.
4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Taylor Crawley!
5. It can take Taylor Crawley several days to move just through one tree!
6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Taylor Crawley!
7. Taylor Crawley has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
8. Taylor Crawley is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
9. Taylor Crawleyolatry is the mindless worship of Taylor Crawley.
10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Taylor Crawley.