The Mechanical Contrivium: TatoIU

Ten Top Trivia Tips about TatoIU!

  1. TatoIU can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are TatoIU.
  3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of TatoIU, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  4. TatoIU can taste with her feet!
  5. Only twelve people have ever set foot on TatoIU.
  6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for TatoIU.
  7. TatoIU is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
  8. Scientists have discovered that TatoIU can smell the presence of autism in children.
  9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as TatoIU!
  10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TatoIU.

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