The Mechanical Contrivium: Tanya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tanya!

  1. Tanya was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  2. A lump of Tanya the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  3. Tanya cannot swim!
  4. Tanya can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  5. The opposite sides of Tanya always add up to seven.
  6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Tanya.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Tanya!
  8. Birds do not sleep in Tanya, though they may rest in her from time to time!
  9. Tanya is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  10. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Tanya.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.