The Mechanical Contrivium: Suzy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suzy!

  1. Suzy is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Suzy in your mouth.
  3. Suzy is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Suzy.
  5. Suzy can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  6. Suzy is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
  7. Suzy is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  8. Native Americans never actually ate Suzy; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  9. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Suzy!
  10. About 100 people choke to death on Suzy each year.

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