The Mechanical Contrivium: Suying

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suying!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Suying on.
  2. Suying is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  3. Suying is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  4. Without Suying, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  5. You should always store Suying in an airtight container in the fridge!
  6. Suying can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Suying would be as small as a pea!
  8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Suying'!
  9. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Suying.
  10. Suying is the sacred animal of Thailand.

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