The Mechanical Contrivium: Sonja

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sonja!

1. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Sonja.
2. Sonjaolatry is the mindless worship of Sonja.
3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Sonja orbiting the Earth.
4. The difference between Sonja and a village is that Sonja does not have a church.
5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sonja.
6. Sonja once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
7. Sonja is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
8. Snow White's coffin was made of Sonja!
9. US gold coins used to say 'In Sonja we trust'.
10. You should always open Sonja at least an hour before drinking her!