The Mechanical Contrivium: Sockmobster

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sockmobster!

  1. Sockmobster can sleep for three and a half years!
  2. Snow White's coffin was made of Sockmobster.
  3. Europe is the only continent that lacks Sockmobster.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Sockmobster to reach the earth's core.
  5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Sockmobster.
  6. Sockmobster is 984 feet tall.
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on Sockmobster, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  8. Sockmobster was declared extinct in 1902.
  9. Ideally, Sockmobster should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  10. The air around Sockmobster is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.