The Mechanical Contrivium: Snapes_mistress

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Snapes_mistress!

  1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Snapes_mistress.
  2. Snapes_mistress can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  3. Snapes_mistress can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  4. Snapes_mistress can sleep for three and a half years.
  5. Snapes_mistress cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
  6. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Snapes_mistress!
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Snapes_mistress.
  8. Snapes_mistress was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
  9. Astronauts get taller when they are in Snapes_mistress.
  10. In her entire life, Snapes_mistress will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

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