The Mechanical Contrivium: Smokingboot

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smokingboot!

  1. Banging your head against Smokingboot uses 150 calories an hour.
  2. It took Smokingboot 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  3. Smokingboot can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  4. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Smokingboot!
  5. US gold coins used to say 'In Smokingboot we trust'.
  6. The deepest part of Smokingboot is over 35,000 feet deep.
  7. Smokingboot is only six percent water.
  8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Smokingboot.
  9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Smokingboot!
  10. Smokingboot will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.