The Mechanical Contrivium: SlimVirgin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SlimVirgin!

  1. Europe is the only continent that lacks SlimVirgin.
  2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by SlimVirgin.
  3. It took SlimVirgin 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  4. Ostriches stick their heads in SlimVirgin not to hide but to look for water!
  5. It's bad luck for a flag to touch SlimVirgin.
  6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as SlimVirgin would protect them from evil spirits!
  7. Banging your head against SlimVirgin uses 150 calories an hour.
  8. If you put a drop of liquor on SlimVirgin, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  9. Research indicates that SlimVirgin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  10. SlimVirgin can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.