The Mechanical Contrivium: Sleep-not

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sleep-not!

  1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Sleep-not!
  2. You can tell if Sleep-not has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  3. Sleep-not will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  4. If you kiss Sleep-not for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Sleep-not as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. US gold coins used to say 'In Sleep-not we trust'!
  7. Ideally, Sleep-not should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Sleep-not.
  9. Sleep-not was declared extinct in 1902.
  10. More people are killed by Sleep-not each year than die in aeroplane accidents!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.