The Mechanical Contrivium: Skosh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skosh!

1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Skosh has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Skosh.
3. Skosh will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
4. Only one person in two billion will live to be Skosh.
5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Skosh is the victim.
6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Skosh.
7. Olive oil was used for washing Skosh in the ancient Mediterranean world!
8. The patron saint of Skosh is Saint Eugenie.
9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Skosh'!
10. If you kiss Skosh for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.