The Mechanical Contrivium: Sjo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sjo!

  1. By tradition, a girl standing under Sjo cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  2. Sjo is 984 feet tall.
  3. If you chew gum while peeling Sjo then it will stop you from crying!
  4. Sjo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Sjo is the victim.
  6. Half a cup of Sjo contains only seventeen calories!
  7. Sjo is the world's largest rodent.
  8. The difference between Sjo and a village is that Sjo does not have a church!
  9. Sjo is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sjo and compline!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.