The Mechanical Contrivium: Simone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Simone!

  1. Simone can be seen from space!
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Simone is near.
  3. The deepest part of Simone is over 35,000 feet deep.
  4. Until the 1960s, Simone was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  5. The only Englishman to become Simone was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Simone from 1154 to 1159!
  6. Research indicates that Simone will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Simone.
  8. Simone is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  9. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Simone.
  10. Simone is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.