The Mechanical Contrivium: Shingyee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shingyee!

  1. Donald Duck's middle name is Shingyee!
  2. California is the biggest exporter of Shingyee in the world!
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Shingyee is near.
  4. Shingyee has three eyelids.
  5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Shingyee.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Shingyee.
  7. Shingyee was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Shingyee to stand for parliament.
  9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Shingyee!
  10. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Shingyee are all berries.

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